Melting Pot Month Caption Contest
As part of Melting Pot Month in the N-Gage Arena, we’re challenging you to create a humorous caption for the picture below. Successfully submitting a caption will earn you ten points on the Game of the Month Scoreboard, while the funniest caption will get an additional ten points at the end of the month.
Here are the guidelines for this activity:
- Stay on topic! Only post caption entries on this thread, not general N-Gage comments.
- Keep it clean! All comments on this blog are moderated, so no profanity or user-bashing.
- English please! Your Melting Pot Caption Contest entry needs to be in English.
- Sign with your Arena username! Otherwise we can’t give you credit.
- One per customer! You can only enter once, so make your first shot your best one!
And here is the picture to caption:

That’s it! To submit your caption, just hit add a comment.
SAMPLE:
Soldier 1: “I can’t see my legs!”
Soldier 2: “I’m calling someone who cares.”
Submitted by ikona
As the captions are approved, they will be posted, and each Monday an updated list of successful caption submitters will be updated on the scoreboard.
At the end of the month, we will choose the funniest web caption. That user will then receive ten additional points towards the April 2007 Game of the Month Melting Pot activity.
Have fun!


April 5th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Soldier 1:”should i lay down in trenches sir ”
soldier 2:”oh my god go crouch behind a building”
April 5th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Soldier 1: “First I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
But I spent so many nights…”
Soldier 2: “Thank you. That was such a beautiful rendition of a classic. Now if you want to vote for John Ashcroft, dial 1-866-IDOLS-05… Seacrest Out!”
April 6th, 2007 at 12:11 am
soldier 1: i cant see half of my body sir!
soldier 2: im sorry i cant hear you either!
April 6th, 2007 at 12:13 am
1: I have always wanted to be a baseball!
2: WELL TURN INTO A BIRD > : (
1: Never
-=SCENE CUT FOR CENSORSHIP=-
1: Where are you
TO BE CONTINUED
April 6th, 2007 at 1:29 am
Soldier 1: “hey guys ,what are you doning.help me! i cant’t stand.!”
Soldier 2: “en,I’m calling some M1 tank to help us,not only you cant’t stand!.”
April 6th, 2007 at 1:38 am
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Soldier 1: “I’m HIT Sir, call the MEDIC !!!”
Soldier 2: “What?? Don’t you see i’m talking to my Girlfriend? “
April 6th, 2007 at 4:11 am
Soldier 1: “i can eat 1 big pizza and and a cola dude”
Soldier 2: “ok ok wait. mmmm hi. Army Pizza Service? ok. 2 Pizza and 2 coke. address: iwo jima mount. pacific ocean. please fast. thanks. *phone closed* “
April 6th, 2007 at 9:09 am
Soldier 1: “*crying* give me the phone want to call my mom i miss her i feel so scared”
Soldier 2: “let me finish first Kid”
April 6th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Soldier1:I got stomach upset & severe diarrhea
Soldier2:I told ya not to consume those kebabs,lol let me call the municipality to clean your wastes
April 7th, 2007 at 7:24 am
Soldier 1: major, please let me go to the bathroom, it’s over there!!!
Soldier 2: pull your self together soldier!
I have to fallow the normal procedures, let me call and ask for permission!
Take this shotgun, play with it to forget your need
April 7th, 2007 at 9:31 am
soldier 1: “sir were serounded with enemy forces what should we do!?”
soldier 2 “Oh that noise just some guy I know.Why yes I do have time to talk about changeing my long distance carrier.”
April 7th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Soldier 1: Sir What’s the Score?
Soldier 2: Blues 16 - Hurricane’s nil
Soldier 1: “DAMN!”
April 9th, 2007 at 3:52 am
Soldier 1 : Hi Hitler!
Sodlier 2: Very very funny… -_-
soldier 1: *pwned
soldier 3: boom headshot!
soldier 2: They can’t aim me!
soldier 2: (dead)
April 9th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Soldier 1: So how did you spend your summer vacation Napoleon?
Soldier 2: I TOLD YOU ALREADY! I SPENT IT WITH MY UNCLE IN THE ALPS FIGHTING OFF WOLVERINES!
Soldeir 1: So did you shoot any?
Soldeir 2: HECK YES, LIKE 12! Hold on, “Mom? Will you bring me my chapstick?”
April 9th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Soldier1: “Sir!I just spotted an enemy tank approaching from the left!What should we…?”
Soldier2: “Shut up for a second!No,not you dear,just this annoying rookie here.Now about that massage…”
April 10th, 2007 at 9:11 pm
Soldier 1: OMG!!! I… I lost my legs Sarge, and everyone’s still humping up the mountain. It’s like they don’t even care what’s going to happen to me and… you still care about me, right Sarge? Please…you need to get me…
Soldier 2: Let go of my rifle you crazy lil…Oh yes, hello…is this Private Shmucatelli’s Mom? Well this is hard to say but you son has just passed away? What…no that’s not him in the backround calling you. *BAM* It happened so fast. I’m sorry.
April 11th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
1st Soldier : Can i please have a Onion Pizza, Battle Field Delivery, Please?
2nd Soldier : Heyyy, I dont want Onion Pizza, I told Bombar fried Pizza!!!!
April 16th, 2007 at 5:10 am
Solider 2: My Credit is about to run out,and im going to disconnect from the game, here take my weapon!
Solider 1: No!!! You Can’t leave, i’ll die alone!
April 16th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Soldier 1: Theres Something I have To Tell You,
I Slept With Your Wife
Soldier 2: Oh No Way, So did I!
April 21st, 2007 at 1:00 am
soldier 1: your network must be a good one. they still works even in battlefield.
soldier 2: yeah, must be bankruptcy or something.
April 22nd, 2007 at 6:17 am
soldier 1:what are you doing with this phone…it isn’t an n-gage!our captain told us not to use another phone!
soldier 2:don’t you see it? it’s the n-gage 2 and i’m playng listening radio message from battlefield hehehehe
April 24th, 2007 at 5:34 am
soldier 2: sorry bro, where’s the toilet?
soldier 1: here, at left
April 27th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
soldier one: Sarge please call general Meissener, we need backup we’ve almost got them surrounded!
soldier two: hold your horses private! Yes general George, I have got them convinced that I am on their side, they still think they’re winning against us, they never suspected that I will make our army wear their same uniform! What’s that general? General Meissener said they haven’t sent their troops yet?
May 7th, 2007 at 4:46 am
who won this contest?
May 7th, 2007 at 8:58 am
hi Sunny,
It was panaphobic1
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:29 pm
A:HI,什么时候出N-GAGE 2?
B:I DO‘T KONW“`我打个电话问问。